








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 322 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1530 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1763 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1939 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3604 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,433,944 of utility $270 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jak | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | Biotic | 67% | 94 |
| #3 | Marluxia | 64% | 55 |
| #4 | Krzyz | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | drewpie | 61% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | BeastLeor | 59% | 95 |
| #13 | Br0ken | 54% | 129 |
| #14 | BooCull | 45% | 29 |
| #15 | Electro | 42% | 31 |
| #16 | Dynasty | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mantissa | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | BeastLeor | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Incipiens | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Br0ken | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Biotic | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mantissa | 599 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | Br0ken | 351 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | Biotic | 269 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Incipiens | 251 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | Marluxia | 201 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marluxia | +3.14 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | Sundis | +3.12 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | Incipiens | +3.11 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Krzyz | +2.78 | 83 | 66 |
| #5 | jak | +1.60 | 44 | 65 |





