








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 214 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2731 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3977 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2956 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3466 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,109,802 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 571 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krzyz | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | drewpie | 71% | 65 |
| #3 | ryAn | 70% | 66 |
| #4 | CompleX | 69% | 75 |
| #5 | Tris | 68% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jack | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Biotic | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | drewpie | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Br0ken | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | CompleX | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biotic | 295 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Br0ken | 258 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Mantissa | 257 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | CompleX | 116 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | ryAn | 114 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krzyz | +2.99 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | Marluxia | +2.67 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | Dynasty | +1.53 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | Incipiens | +1.39 | 52 | 58 |
| #5 | Sundis | +1.34 | 78 | 51 |





