








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 321 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




178 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17474 | 40% |
| Smokes | 11365 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7117 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7932 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,854,979 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofail | 61% | 94 |
| #2 | Esa NahGa | 58% | 186 |
| #3 | Buteer | 57% | 92 |
| #4 | Keitsi | 56% | 149 |
| #5 | VapO | 54% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rolle♛ | 2028 | 0.35 | 54 min |
| #2 | tane | 1312 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #3 | Keitsi | 1144 | 0.40 | 32 min |
| #4 | Esa NahGa | 954 | 0.26 | 23 min |
| #5 | VapO | 890 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koutsi | +2.22 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | Sofail | +2.03 | 83 | 76 |
| #3 | Esa NahGa | +1.56 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | Buteer | +0.94 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | Keitsi | +0.82 | 84 | 70 |





