








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 29 | 13% |
| Smokes | 71 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 68 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 53 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $69,643 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pena332 | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Jamal | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | Late | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Chip | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Jarskiboi | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Late | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Chip | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Jarskiboi | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | Spin To Win | 38% | 8 |
| #7 | Kinkkupitsa | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Chip | 1 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Spin To Win | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Late | 33 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jarskiboi | 23 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Jamal | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kinkkupitsa | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Spin To Win | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pena332 | +9.86 | 86 | 43 |
| #2 | Jamal | +3.28 | 77 | 42 |
| #3 | Kinkkupitsa | +1.47 | 68 | 51 |
| #4 | Jarskiboi | +0.86 | 48 | 30 |
| #5 | Late | +0.08 | 70 | 62 |





