








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1059 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 571 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6629 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5016 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1480 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 4138 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,451,250 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2662 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Late | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | Spin To Win | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | Jamal | 53% | 312 |
| #4 | Jarskiboi | 53% | 448 |
| #5 | Taikaneekeri | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Spin To Win | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | Jamal | 53% | 312 |
| #4 | Jarskiboi | 53% | 448 |
| #5 | Taikaneekeri | 44% | 78 |
| #6 | Björn Wahlroos | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarskiboi | 17 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Jamal | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Late | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Taikaneekeri | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Björn Wahlroos | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarskiboi | 747 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #2 | Jamal | 321 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | Taikaneekeri | 226 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Björn Wahlroos | 164 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Late | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinkkupitsa | +1.57 | 64 | 53 |
| #2 | Taikaneekeri | +0.77 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | Jamal | +0.69 | 62 | 52 |
| #4 | Björn Wahlroos | -0.88 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | Jarskiboi | -1.29 | 47 | 38 |





