








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4054 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5426 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6675 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6372 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,481,181 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | slingrocks | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | dKr | 50% | 167 |
| #8 | Loop | 49% | 256 |
| #9 | Sippington City? | 49% | 114 |
| #10 | Average Roblox Streamer | 46% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Average Roblox Streamer | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Loop | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Sippington City? | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | dKr | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | MattHancho | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loop | 1219 | 0.22 | 31 min |
| #2 | Average Roblox Streamer | 913 | 0.26 | 24 min |
| #3 | dKr | 804 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #4 | MattHancho | 754 | 0.35 | 26 min |
| #5 | Sippington City? | 548 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MattHancho | +2.04 | 72 | 79 |
| #2 | Chelly | +1.16 | 50 | 55 |
| #3 | dKr | +0.86 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Chuckie Finster | +0.80 | 88 | 66 |
| #5 | Average Roblox Streamer | +0.35 | 65 | 67 |





