








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2106 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1183 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1279 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1080 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $624,624 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MattHancho | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | dKr | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | b4tman | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | Worst Headache Ever | 49% | 114 |
| #5 | Loop | 49% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | b4tman | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | Worst Headache Ever | 49% | 114 |
| #5 | Loop | 49% | 102 |
| #6 | slingrocks | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | Average Roblox Streamer | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Average Roblox Streamer | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Loop | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Worst Headache Ever | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | dKr | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | MattHancho | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loop | 518 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | MattHancho | 256 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #3 | Worst Headache Ever | 248 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | dKr | 223 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Average Roblox Streamer | 201 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b4tman | +4.82 | 73 | 85 |
| #2 | MattHancho | +1.97 | 69 | 80 |
| #3 | Average Roblox Streamer | +0.95 | 60 | 67 |
| #4 | dKr | +0.61 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | slingrocks | -0.07 | 68 | 84 |





