








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2009 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1564 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 988 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1439 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $238,302 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue. | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Chuckie Finster | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | dKr | 56% | 79 |
| #4 | Sippington City? | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Loop | 55% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sippington City? | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Loop | 55% | 88 |
| #6 | Worst Headache Ever | 52% | 100 |
| #7 | PhenoMDZN | 47% | 17 |
| #8 | Average Roblox Streamer | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loop | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | dKr | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Blue. | 3 | 0.0162 |
| #4 | Worst Headache Ever | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | PhenoMDZN | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loop | 413 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | dKr | 331 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Worst Headache Ever | 181 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sippington City? | 158 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | Average Roblox Streamer | 117 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MattHancho | +2.24 | 73 | 78 |
| #2 | dKr | +0.82 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | Chuckie Finster | +0.77 | 90 | 68 |
| #4 | Average Roblox Streamer | +0.61 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | Blue. | -0.40 | 73 | 42 |





