








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 423 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4351 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3596 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4688 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3988 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,880,876 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fudge | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | guccisandals | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | broke. | 62% | 53 |
| #4 | Headbang | 60% | 115 |
| #5 | oXX1d ッ | 60% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slowly | +3.03 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | oXX1d ッ | +2.18 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | Headbang | +1.28 | 95 | 43 |
| #4 | broke. | +1.18 | 86 | 70 |
| #5 | guccisandals | -0.12 | 75 | 61 |





