








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 981 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1612 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1480 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1485 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,609,202 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoricaMT HyperX♛ | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Fudge | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | phong | 70% | 40 |
| #4 | broke. | 67% | 18 |
| #5 | `raGGa.bwG | 67% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -.z0kZZ | 157 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | slowly | 121 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | fisteN | 110 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | phong | 103 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Headbang | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | broke. | +2.95 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | ja voilà | +2.58 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | slowly | +2.34 | 85 | 53 |
| #4 | oXX1d ッ | +1.84 | 88 | 52 |
| #5 | Headbang | +1.32 | 93 | 40 |





