








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 646 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6395 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1875 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 3580 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3194 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,134,376 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 790 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | retribution | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 50% | 132 |
| #3 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | 49% | 98 |
| #4 | -VerifY;- | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | $enor Rat @ttack | 45% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 50% | 132 |
| #3 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | 49% | 98 |
| #4 | -VerifY;- | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | $enor Rat @ttack | 45% | 89 |
| #6 | NPX π | 43% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NPX π | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | $enor Rat @ttack | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | -VerifY;- | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NPX π | 345 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 334 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | 270 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | -VerifY;- | 155 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | $enor Rat @ttack | 126 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | +1.96 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | retribution | +1.49 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | LDK | +1.38 | 57 | 68 |
| #4 | $enor Rat @ttack | +1.36 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | +0.35 | 79 | 60 |





