








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2915 | 40% |
| Smokes | 916 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1895 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1481 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $679,161 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -VerifY;- | 50% | 94 |
| #2 | LDK | 49% | 98 |
| #3 | NPX π | 43% | 109 |
| #4 | $enor Rat @ttack | 42% | 62 |
| #5 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -VerifY;- | 50% | 94 |
| #2 | LDK | 49% | 98 |
| #3 | NPX π | 43% | 109 |
| #4 | $enor Rat @ttack | 42% | 62 |
| #5 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $enor Rat @ttack | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 7 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | LDK | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | -VerifY;- | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | NPX π | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LDK | 512 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | NPX π | 412 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | -VerifY;- | 266 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | 100 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | $enor Rat @ttack | 95 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π§Ώπ¨π‘πͺπ¦¦πͺ¬π‘πͺ© | +1.90 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | LDK | +1.70 | 55 | 69 |
| #3 | $enor Rat @ttack | +1.21 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | πβ€οΈππ€£ππ₯Ίπ | +0.80 | 83 | 54 |
| #5 | -VerifY;- | -1.77 | 42 | 55 |





