








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3195 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5404 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2558 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4718 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,425 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tubbers | 69% | 32 |
| #2 | kennyS | 63% | 94 |
| #3 | Reckless | 62% | 159 |
| #4 | Drippy Cat | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | Lazi | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reckless | 492 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Rem | 312 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Remnant of War | 286 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | kennyS | 158 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Babyman | 149 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reckless | +6.69 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | Babyman | +4.50 | 85 | 46 |
| #3 | Remnant of War | +1.49 | 36 | 66 |
| #4 | kennyS | +1.34 | 57 | 48 |
| #5 | Rem | +1.22 | 34 | 68 |





