








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 840 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2481 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3141 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1916 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2501 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $858,420 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kennyS | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Reckless | 66% | 35 |
| #3 | tiny timmy | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | mutant jar baby | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Horizon | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M N Carlton | 267 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Reckless | 74 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | mutant jar baby | 71 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | kennyS | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Babyman | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reckless | +6.94 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | Babyman | +2.94 | 80 | 41 |
| #3 | tiny timmy | +1.95 | 71 | 9 |
| #4 | Rem | +0.75 | 36 | 71 |
| #5 | kennyS | +0.29 | 59 | 53 |





