








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




293 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8216 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5155 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4037 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4901 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,266 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chagass | 79% | 33 |
| #2 | karma | 75% | 73 |
| #3 | im not him | 74% | 133 |
| #4 | Fazar | 69% | 65 |
| #5 | xrx: | 68% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | xrx: | 68% | 242 |
| #6 | RamboFR05TY | 63% | 142 |
| #7 | -F3rris- | 62% | 158 |
| #8 | z | 61% | 148 |
| #9 | Lola lita ♡ | 59% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z | 75 | 0.0223 |
| #2 | xrx: | 48 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | im not him | 41 | 0.0153 |
| #4 | -F3rris- | 40 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | Lola lita ♡ | 32 | 0.0274 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im not him | 682 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #2 | xrx: | 511 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | z | 243 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Fazar | 211 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | -F3rris- | 171 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniel iniwee | +4.07 | 93 | 52 |
| #2 | Fazar | +3.53 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | -F3rris- | +2.83 | 81 | 32 |
| #4 | z | +2.33 | 86 | 44 |
| #5 | karma | +2.29 | 87 | 58 |





