








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 766 | 24% |
| Smokes | 564 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1052 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 844 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,625,431 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im not him | 70% | 107 |
| #2 | Maniel iniwee | 63% | 142 |
| #3 | -F3rris- | 63% | 165 |
| #4 | Fazar | 61% | 90 |
| #5 | Lola lita ♡ | 58% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Maniel iniwee | 63% | 142 |
| #3 | -F3rris- | 63% | 165 |
| #4 | Fazar | 61% | 90 |
| #5 | Lola lita ♡ | 58% | 69 |
| #6 | z | 57% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniel iniwee | 70 | 0.0252 |
| #2 | -F3rris- | 46 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | im not him | 33 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | Lola lita ♡ | 24 | 0.0171 |
| #5 | z | 23 | 0.0229 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniel iniwee | 764 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #2 | im not him | 485 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | Fazar | 290 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | -F3rris- | 145 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | z | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fazar | +3.95 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Maniel iniwee | +3.75 | 96 | 56 |
| #3 | -F3rris- | +3.43 | 79 | 33 |
| #4 | im not him | +2.46 | 53 | 64 |
| #5 | z | +1.67 | 87 | 43 |





