








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2081 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 707 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14336 | 37% |
| Smokes | 10099 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7529 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6637 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,874,211 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniel iniwee | 74% | 133 |
| #2 | RamboFR05TY | 70% | 107 |
| #3 | -F3rris- | 69% | 127 |
| #4 | xrx: | 68% | 203 |
| #5 | Mandingo | 67% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | -F3rris- | 69% | 127 |
| #4 | xrx: | 68% | 203 |
| #5 | Mandingo | 67% | 91 |
| #6 | Kola | 64% | 95 |
| #7 | z | 61% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniel iniwee | 69 | 0.0260 |
| #2 | z | 34 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | xrx: | 33 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | -F3rris- | 33 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | Kola | 15 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniel iniwee | 724 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #2 | xrx: | 551 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Kola | 360 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | -F3rris- | 159 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mandingo | 121 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniel iniwee | +4.55 | 93 | 54 |
| #2 | xrx: | +2.87 | 68 | 57 |
| #3 | -F3rris- | +2.51 | 78 | 35 |
| #4 | im not him | +2.05 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | z | +1.55 | 84 | 48 |





