








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5794 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4671 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3260 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3197 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,408 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HawKzGER | 54% | 57 |
| #2 | boubacar | 49% | 67 |
| #3 | nefar1o | 49% | 105 |
| #4 | Nimble | 48% | 151 |
| #5 | Tommi | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nimble | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Shocky* | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | boubacar | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Tommi | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | 4 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nefar1o | 583 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #2 | Tommi | 558 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #3 | Shocky* | 305 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | Gru | 304 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | boubacar | 277 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iT´s_noobY™ summacum.works | +1.83 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | Gru | +1.56 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Shocky* | +1.36 | 66 | 81 |
| #4 | HawKzGER | +1.35 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | tempLando | +0.92 | 62 | 64 |





