








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 8% |
| Smokes | 418 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 711 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 463 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $152,547 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Poikittain perseeseen | 41% | 74 |
| #5 | iLone | 36% | 50 |
| #6 | Anne_Flank:) | 34% | 62 |
| #7 | EZE | 33% | 42 |
| #8 | Grand Cheese master55 | 28% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adolf Peeker | 29 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Anne_Flank:) | 22 | 0.0175 |
| #3 | Poikittain perseeseen | 18 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | EZE | 14 | 0.0163 |
| #5 | Zaptore | 13 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poikittain perseeseen | 172 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | iLone | 171 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Anne_Flank:) | 160 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Zaptore | 138 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Grand Cheese master55 | 135 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EZE | +4.10 | 85 | 47 |
| #2 | Adolf Peeker | +1.61 | 52 | 52 |
| #3 | Zaptore | +1.12 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | iLone | +0.78 | 44 | 60 |
| #5 | FENTMAX | +0.78 | 71 | 13 |





