








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 688 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 139 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2343 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1494 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2904 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2698 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,618,914 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1293 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaptore | 52% | 183 |
| #2 | Poikittain perseeseen | 52% | 89 |
| #3 | Ems <3 | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | iLone | 49% | 109 |
| #5 | Anne_Flank:) | 46% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FENTMAX | 59 | 0.0243 |
| #2 | Anne_Flank:) | 52 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Zaptore | 29 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | iLone | 25 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | Poikittain perseeseen | 18 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne_Flank:) | 526 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | Zaptore | 441 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | iLone | 379 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | Poikittain perseeseen | 190 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | EZE | 174 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EZE | +5.06 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | Adolf Peeker | +2.00 | 51 | 51 |
| #3 | Zaptore | +1.31 | 74 | 52 |
| #4 | iLone | +0.72 | 46 | 61 |
| #5 | Ems <3 | +0.15 | 34 | 19 |





