








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Wingman | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8149 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2485 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 4819 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4269 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,275,821 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anne_Flank:) | 53% | 242 |
| #2 | Adolf Peeker | 52% | 183 |
| #3 | iLone | 52% | 148 |
| #4 | Poikittain perseeseen | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | EZE | 51% | 452 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EZE | 101 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Anne_Flank:) | 50 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | iLone | 30 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Poikittain perseeseen | 26 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | Adolf Peeker | 24 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EZE | 800 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #2 | Anne_Flank:) | 556 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | iLone | 483 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | Poikittain perseeseen | 246 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Adolf Peeker | 140 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EZE | +3.61 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | Zaptore | +1.84 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | Adolf Peeker | +1.44 | 50 | 49 |
| #4 | iLone | +0.07 | 48 | 58 |
| #5 | Ems <3 | -0.05 | 41 | 22 |





