








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 687 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




180 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5130 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3654 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5619 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4777 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,453 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaptore | 897 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #2 | iLone | 395 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Grand Cheese master55 | 332 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔞 | 297 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Anne_Flank:) | 291 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EZE | +4.28 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | Zaptore | +0.37 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | Adolf Peeker | +0.25 | 45 | 47 |
| #4 | iLone | +0.10 | 48 | 60 |
| #5 | Poikittain perseeseen | -0.33 | 50 | 58 |





