








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2219 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1962 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2571 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2458 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $378,798 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaptore | 52% | 114 |
| #2 | Adolf Peeker | 52% | 89 |
| #3 | EZE | 49% | 105 |
| #4 | iLone | 47% | 64 |
| #5 | Grand Cheese master55 | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FENTMAX | 40 | 0.0266 |
| #2 | EZE | 31 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | Anne_Flank:) | 16 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Adolf Peeker | 15 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | Zaptore | 13 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaptore | 326 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | iLone | 259 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Anne_Flank:) | 184 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | EZE | 181 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Grand Cheese master55 | 100 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EZE | +5.31 | 86 | 48 |
| #2 | Adolf Peeker | +1.90 | 49 | 52 |
| #3 | Zaptore | +1.08 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | FENTMAX | +0.36 | 66 | 19 |
| #5 | iLone | +0.21 | 47 | 57 |





