








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 84 | 9% |
| Smokes | 168 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 452 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 187 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $446,996 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munkk1 | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | 48% | 87 |
| #3 | Eikka | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | possu | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | KimmoC | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | 48% | 87 |
| #3 | Eikka | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | possu | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | KimmoC | 44% | 18 |
| #6 | Hyyrynkujan Herttua | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Munkk1 | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | possu | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Eikka | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | KimmoC | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | 78 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | possu | 60 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Munkk1 | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Eikka | 22 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | KimmoC | 18 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | +3.37 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | Munkk1 | +2.15 | 69 | 42 |
| #3 | possu | +0.16 | 50 | 58 |
| #4 | KimmoC | -0.83 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | TiggrU⛟ | -0.87 | 59 | 30 |





