








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 494 | 21% |
| Smokes | 522 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 558 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 746 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,405 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuoppi | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Munkk1 | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Eikka | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | 49% | 79 |
| #5 | possu | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | possu | 45% | 33 |
| #6 | Brenan Tullimies | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | TiggrU⛟ | 44% | 18 |
| #8 | Hyyrynkujan Herttua | 43% | 37 |
| #9 | valttér1 | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Eikka | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | possu | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Brenan Tullimies | 3 | 0.0139 |
| #5 | Hyyrynkujan Herttua | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | possu | 77 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Eikka | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Brenan Tullimies | 30 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hyyrynkujan Herttua | 20 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | +4.59 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | valttér1 | +3.94 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | Munkk1 | +3.60 | 73 | 21 |
| #4 | Tuoppi | +1.27 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | possu | +0.63 | 68 | 52 |





