








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 353 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1047 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 691 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 573 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,398 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valttér1 | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | nawoR | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Hase | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | KimmoC | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | TiggrU⛟ | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | possu | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Hase | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Eikka | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | valttér1 | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | +3.88 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | valttér1 | +2.68 | 52 | 60 |
| #3 | elkkuk | +2.50 | 70 | 82 |
| #4 | Hase | +1.40 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | Munkk1 | +0.99 | 71 | 45 |





