








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5303 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4450 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4515 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3794 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,133,060 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veetuli | 49% | 292 |
| #2 | Pasi G | 47% | 374 |
| #3 | Bobi | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | SALE | 42% | 163 |
| #5 | Jupe G | 38% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Pasi G | 47% | 374 |
| #3 | Bobi | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | SALE | 42% | 163 |
| #5 | Jupe G | 38% | 120 |
| #6 | Tekijä! | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SALE | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Pasi G | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Jupe G | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Veetuli | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Bobi | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veetuli | 699 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | Pasi G | 695 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #3 | SALE | 662 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #4 | Jupe G | 352 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | Bobi | 108 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobi | +4.56 | 96 | 70 |
| #2 | Veetuli | +2.00 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Tekijä! | +1.20 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | Pasi G | +0.19 | 74 | 46 |
| #5 | Jupe G | -0.63 | 73 | 62 |





