








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 831 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4115 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4992 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3525 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3429 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,876,682 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2892 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pasi G | 51% | 474 |
| #2 | nuuttis | 49% | 292 |
| #3 | SALE | 48% | 246 |
| #4 | Jupe G | 41% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pasi G | 51% | 474 |
| #2 | nuuttis | 49% | 292 |
| #3 | SALE | 48% | 246 |
| #4 | Jupe G | 41% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SALE | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | nuuttis | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Pasi G | 10 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Jupe G | 7 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuuttis | 1263 | 0.21 | 36 min |
| #2 | SALE | 925 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #3 | Pasi G | 891 | 0.09 | 29 min |
| #4 | Jupe G | 315 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veetuli | +1.64 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | Pasi G | -0.22 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | SALE | -0.87 | 64 | 67 |
| #4 | Jupe G | -1.24 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | nuuttis | -2.93 | 45 | 70 |





