








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3111 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2787 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3338 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2720 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,502,345 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veetuli | 51% | 474 |
| #2 | SALE | 47% | 295 |
| #3 | nuuttis | 47% | 374 |
| #4 | Jupe G | 42% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veetuli | 51% | 474 |
| #2 | SALE | 47% | 295 |
| #3 | nuuttis | 47% | 374 |
| #4 | Jupe G | 42% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SALE | 26 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | nuuttis | 19 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Jupe G | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Veetuli | 8 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuuttis | 1574 | 0.21 | 45 min |
| #2 | Veetuli | 1070 | 0.11 | 28 min |
| #3 | SALE | 1053 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #4 | Jupe G | 504 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veetuli | +1.84 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | Pasi G | -0.12 | 74 | 47 |
| #3 | SALE | -0.79 | 64 | 67 |
| #4 | Jupe G | -0.80 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | nuuttis | -2.74 | 47 | 69 |





