








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1443 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1613 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1042 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1035 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $442,296 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karva | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Bengaalintiikeri | 56% | 57 |
| #3 | SanttuxX | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | munapussi | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | kama kädes | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | munapussi | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | kama kädes | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | Tekijä! | 48% | 33 |
| #7 | nuuttis | 47% | 34 |
| #8 | SisuShusi | 45% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bengaalintiikeri | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SisuShusi | 154 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Bengaalintiikeri | 106 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Tekijä! | 66 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | nuuttis | 63 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | SanttuxX | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobi | +3.16 | 97 | 66 |
| #2 | Tekijä! | +0.50 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | Karva | +0.41 | 57 | 49 |
| #4 | munapussi | -0.41 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | SisuShusi | -0.74 | 57 | 72 |





