








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 317 | 28% |
| Smokes | 251 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 239 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 313 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $204,621 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bengaalintiikeri | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | Karva | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | kama kädes | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Bobi | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | SisuShusi | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | nuuttis | 36% | 28 |
| #7 | Veetuli | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | Pasi G | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | Jupe G | 33% | 3 |
| #10 | munapussi | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bengaalintiikeri | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobi | 125 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | SisuShusi | 79 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | nuuttis | 60 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bengaalintiikeri | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | munapussi | 17 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobi | +4.23 | 98 | 70 |
| #2 | Veetuli | +1.47 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Pasi G | +1.25 | 88 | 37 |
| #4 | Tekijä! | +0.94 | 80 | 53 |
| #5 | Karva | +0.52 | 34 | 61 |





