








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 488 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8607 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6033 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5551 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6700 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,623,540 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ mazy2k^ | 58% | 138 |
| #2 | fabseN | 52% | 64 |
| #3 | Sebolat | 50% | 234 |
| #4 | niko | 47% | 184 |
| #5 | Stuart | 46% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ThorRAW | 46% | 271 |
| #8 | El_Jefe | 42% | 48 |
| #9 | Checkof | 42% | 53 |
| #10 | b3ntastic | 41% | 74 |
| #11 | fightgurke | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebolat | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ThorRAW | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | niko | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ✪ mazy2k^ | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | b3ntastic | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebolat | 903 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | ✪ mazy2k^ | 529 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | -poza- | 408 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | ThorRAW | 304 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | fightgurke | 234 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ mazy2k^ | +3.15 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | freddieeeee | +1.78 | 63 | 74 |
| #3 | -poza- | +0.85 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | fightgurke | +0.77 | 77 | 58 |
| #5 | Sebolat | +0.29 | 46 | 64 |





