








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 909 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4600 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4468 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3518 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2611 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,466,350 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 588 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | electrize | 57% | 93 |
| #2 | fightgurke | 51% | 116 |
| #3 | SchafElite | 50% | 104 |
| #4 | freddieeeee | 46% | 102 |
| #5 | Kampftomate | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fabseN | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | freddieeeee | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | El_Jefe | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | fightgurke | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | SchafElite | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fightgurke | 627 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #2 | freddieeeee | 599 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #3 | fabseN | 553 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #4 | SchafElite | 315 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | electrize | 220 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | electrize | +1.93 | 73 | 72 |
| #2 | fightgurke | +1.39 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | -poza- | +1.01 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | freddieeeee | +0.43 | 68 | 70 |
| #5 | Kampftomate | -0.15 | 72 | 60 |





