








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1133 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1724 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2718 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1807 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,013,350 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ mazy2k^ | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Sebolat | 53% | 78 |
| #3 | -poza- | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | niko | 47% | 55 |
| #5 | freddieeeee | 46% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | niko | 47% | 55 |
| #5 | freddieeeee | 46% | 182 |
| #6 | ThorRAW | 46% | 100 |
| #7 | b3ntastic | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | Checkof | 23% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freddieeeee | 22 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Sebolat | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ThorRAW | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | -poza- | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freddieeeee | 987 | 0.25 | 29 min |
| #2 | Sebolat | 308 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | ThorRAW | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | -poza- | 72 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Checkof | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ mazy2k^ | +2.73 | 83 | 77 |
| #2 | freddieeeee | +2.50 | 57 | 73 |
| #3 | -poza- | +1.81 | 66 | 75 |
| #4 | Stuart | +0.63 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | Sebolat | +0.59 | 45 | 64 |





