








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2452 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1956 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 903 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1280 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $621,348 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niko | 79% | 29 |
| #2 | ThorRAW | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | freddieeeee | 58% | 138 |
| #4 | Stuart | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Sebolat | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | freddieeeee | 58% | 138 |
| #4 | Stuart | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Sebolat | 56% | 36 |
| #6 | DiscoDeRi | 46% | 13 |
| #7 | Jules | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freddieeeee | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Sebolat | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ThorRAW | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freddieeeee | 724 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | Sebolat | 139 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | ThorRAW | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jules | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | DiscoDeRi | 24 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ mazy2k^ | +2.67 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | freddieeeee | +0.53 | 60 | 72 |
| #3 | DiscoDeRi | +0.34 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | Jules | -0.47 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | niko | -0.56 | 52 | 44 |





