








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 575 | 34% |
| Smokes | 457 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 231 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 440 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $482,449 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Armory6 | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Kylo | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | DrugStoreINC | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Cereal_Killer | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Spider | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Mike Hunt™ | 33% | 15 |
| #15 | OAF | Zer0^ | 27% | 22 |
| #16 | Rain | 24% | 34 |
| #17 | Caado | 15% | 13 |
| #18 | Metta World ☮ | 0% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheDamøn | 7 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Spider | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Mike Hunt™ | 4 | 0.0151 |
| #4 | sil3nT | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Rain | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sil3nT | 226 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Johnny | 226 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jonboy | 76 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rain | 56 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheDamøn | 55 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny | +3.43 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | TheDamøn | +2.95 | 54 | 54 |
| #3 | OAF | Zer0^ | +2.81 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Synergy | +2.78 | 89 | 62 |
| #5 | DrugStoreINC | +1.68 | 76 | 41 |





