








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 984 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10306 | 40% |
| Smokes | 6588 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3459 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5336 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $939,840 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 525 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .nach0-s | 71% | 42 |
| #2 | Reacty | 67% | 172 |
| #3 | Deathy | 67% | 195 |
| #4 | Grands | 65% | 55 |
| #5 | PARAdOX | 65% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deathy | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | 🆃🆁🅸🅿 | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | TheDamøn | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | allcaps | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | sil3nT | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reacty | +3.28 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | Deathy | +3.12 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | PARAdOX | +2.57 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | Synergy | +1.44 | 86 | 62 |
| #5 | .nach0-s | +1.41 | 90 | 76 |





