








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 360 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9916 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7753 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4641 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6580 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,546,125 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | coolguy | 51% | 76 |
| #6 | pem | 51% | 49 |
| #7 | 77th | Ed | 48% | 89 |
| #8 | Zephyr | 45% | 44 |
| #9 | s1ice | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i love my new pet Scimmione | +2.06 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | Zephyr | +1.24 | 62 | 46 |
| #3 | Rave | +0.26 | 69 | 46 |
| #4 | pem | +0.22 | 56 | 52 |
| #5 | Gryph0n | +0.14 | 68 | 68 |





