








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2250 | 57% |
| Smokes | 606 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 922 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 148 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,759 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermit | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | ADrxgon | 47% | 93 |
| #3 | ThunderdomeXtreme | 46% | 67 |
| #4 | bORB | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermit | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | ADrxgon | 47% | 93 |
| #3 | ThunderdomeXtreme | 46% | 67 |
| #4 | bORB | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThunderdomeXtreme | 28 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | ADrxgon | 26 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | Kermit | 6 | 0.0195 |
| #4 | bORB | 2 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThunderdomeXtreme | 269 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | ADrxgon | 174 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kermit | 48 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | bORB | 13 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermit | +3.01 | 80 | 38 |
| #2 | ThunderdomeXtreme | +1.77 | 79 | 45 |
| #3 | Dex™ | +0.84 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | ADrxgon | +0.77 | 82 | 48 |
| #5 | bORB | -0.46 | 52 | 73 |





