








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1243 | 34% |
| Smokes | 780 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 679 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 911 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,639 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermit | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | lil fella | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | ADrxgon | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | Dex™ | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermit | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | lil fella | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | ADrxgon | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | Dex™ | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADrxgon | 18 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Dex™ | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Kermit | 2 | 0.0144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dex™ | 471 | 0.40 | 10 min |
| #2 | ADrxgon | 128 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kermit | 23 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | lil fella | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kermit | +3.03 | 84 | 40 |
| #2 | ThunderdomeXtreme | +2.12 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | lil fella | +1.23 | 80 | 54 |
| #4 | ADrxgon | +0.99 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | Dex™ | +0.31 | 78 | 63 |





