








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 646 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6270 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8886 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6684 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7226 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $775,121 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uhkelsie | 73% | 51 |
| #2 | Pony | 62% | 113 |
| #3 | cuti3_p13 | 61% | 152 |
| #4 | LowlifeTiger794 | 61% | 92 |
| #5 | DabCat.Dior | 58% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kebobs | 54% | 46 |
| #10 | Loki Fire | 50% | 98 |
| #11 | ADrxgon | 48% | 138 |
| #12 | L337Lauren | 48% | 88 |
| #13 | Leonopterxy | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADrxgon | 29 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | LowlifeTiger794 | 16 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | RD Sniper | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Kebobs | 14 | 0.0157 |
| #5 | DabCat.Dior | 7 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADrxgon | 264 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | RD Sniper | 204 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Leonopterxy | 193 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kebobs | 171 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | LowlifeTiger794 | 145 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DabCat.Dior | +4.81 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | RD Sniper | +4.28 | 76 | 45 |
| #3 | Pony | +2.00 | 28 | 31 |
| #4 | Loki Fire | +1.60 | 57 | 45 |
| #5 | Kebobs | +1.54 | 50 | 59 |





