








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2197 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1829 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1968 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2170 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $583,447 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | David Lynchin uusi kokoperheen e | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Kallolainen | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | HenQu | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | Killerkana | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | TonniKana | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy Korpatsov | 253 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | HenQu | 216 | 0.31 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ykä | 159 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ttapsa | 158 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | juno | 116 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HenQu | +4.07 | 61 | 85 |
| #2 | Arppa | +3.94 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | diipadaapa | +3.25 | 82 | 78 |
| #4 | Xeen | +2.64 | 85 | 57 |
| #5 | TonniKana | +1.30 | 54 | 79 |





