








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1010 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9256 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8242 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6067 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6154 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,708 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | David Lynchin uusi kokoperheen e | 66% | 56 |
| #2 | Jänö :3 | 63% | 81 |
| #3 | Zoni | 62% | 61 |
| #4 | diipadaapa | 58% | 102 |
| #5 | Ykä | 55% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Elere | 51% | 88 |
| #16 | ozzu12 | 48% | 31 |
| #17 | Daddy Korpatsov | 48% | 48 |
| #18 | Ttapsa | 47% | 30 |
| #19 | tonno ☭ | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ykä | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Kallolainen | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Elere | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | juno | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | diipadaapa | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ykä | 901 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #2 | juno | 860 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | Apa | 494 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Zoni | 256 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kallolainen | 206 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrispyB | +2.44 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | HenQu | +2.29 | 61 | 85 |
| #3 | ozzu12 | +2.18 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | Leshrack | +1.70 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | diipadaapa | +1.43 | 75 | 78 |





