








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 301 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4897 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2345 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 4626 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5014 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $973,049 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giorgio | 64% | 72 |
| #2 | Maniac | 57% | 65 |
| #3 | Aki | 55% | 89 |
| #4 | rice | 55% | 275 |
| #5 | lvl 67 cadillac srx | 52% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lvl 67 cadillac srx | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Maniac | 13 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | rice | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | wav3 | 10 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Aki | 7 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniac | +6.09 | 72 | 42 |
| #2 | Prevail aG | +5.19 | 75 | 48 |
| #3 | Giorgio | +3.29 | 69 | 42 |
| #4 | wav3 | +0.62 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | MzPubStar* | -0.20 | 36 | 63 |





