








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3481 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2337 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2153 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2518 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $662,784 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | n1lsen | 48% | 79 |
| #6 | NecBugH | 45% | 56 |
| #7 | DayOne♿ | 41% | 32 |
| #8 | Doc McStubbins™ | 40% | 25 |
| #9 | 1eo | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XertixUwU | 20 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | DayOne♿ | 12 | 0.0167 |
| #3 | NecBugH | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | 1eo | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | n1lsen | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DayOne♿ | +2.12 | 80 | 42 |
| #2 | Rook | +0.64 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | n1lsen | +0.62 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | ahu1d6y | +0.27 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | XertixUwU | +0.09 | 67 | 59 |





