








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,929 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4012 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4702 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2818 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5397 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,274,655 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naru | 60% | 163 |
| #2 | »「 labellll 」 | 59% | 158 |
| #3 | Nepretenda | 50% | 324 |
| #4 | Perk | 49% | 247 |
| #5 | mufin. | 44% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mufin. | 42 | 0.0334 |
| #2 | hackeare tu sistema | 37 | 0.0173 |
| #3 | Perk | 36 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Nepretenda | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | naru | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naru | 670 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | »「 labellll 」 | 605 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | Perk | 567 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | Nepretenda | 443 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | hackeare tu sistema | 296 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naru | +4.19 | 72 | 67 |
| #2 | roomy | +2.86 | 62 | 58 |
| #3 | »「 labellll 」 | +1.65 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | hackeare tu sistema | +0.58 | 68 | 28 |
| #5 | mufin. | -1.31 | 46 | 41 |





