








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1006 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2394 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1810 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1635 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1947 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $973,752 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perk | 16 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | hackeare tu sistema | 8 | 0.0204 |
| #3 | naru | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | roomy | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Nepretenda | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naru | 611 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | roomy | 301 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Perk | 263 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Nepretenda | 212 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | hackeare tu sistema | 37 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naru | +4.06 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | roomy | +2.11 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | »「 labellll 」 | +1.82 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | hackeare tu sistema | -1.06 | 71 | 23 |
| #5 | Nepretenda | -2.09 | 34 | 46 |





