








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 877 | 49% |
| Smokes | 141 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 263 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 505 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $279,769 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »「 labellll 」 | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | Perk | 48% | 111 |
| #3 | naru | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | roomy | 42% | 115 |
| #5 | Nepretenda | 41% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perk | 248 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | roomy | 227 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Nepretenda | 200 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | naru | 89 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | »「 labellll 」 | 77 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naru | +4.07 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | »「 labellll 」 | +2.79 | 56 | 71 |
| #3 | roomy | +1.65 | 50 | 58 |
| #4 | hackeare tu sistema | +0.83 | 68 | 25 |
| #5 | Nepretenda | -1.41 | 38 | 45 |





