








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2247 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2568 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2164 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2332 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,216 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naru | 439 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | roomy | 420 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | »「 labellll 」 | 388 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | Nepretenda | 289 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | hackeare tu sistema | 242 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naru | +3.75 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | »「 labellll 」 | +1.94 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | hackeare tu sistema | +1.58 | 68 | 27 |
| #4 | roomy | +1.42 | 58 | 57 |
| #5 | mufin. | -0.92 | 46 | 41 |





