








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 738 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4565 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3373 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2917 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4311 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $710,351 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »「 labellll 」 | 66% | 154 |
| #2 | roomy | 60% | 163 |
| #3 | Nepretenda | 55% | 127 |
| #4 | Perk | 54% | 111 |
| #5 | hackeare tu sistema | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »「 labellll 」 | 66% | 154 |
| #2 | roomy | 60% | 163 |
| #3 | Nepretenda | 55% | 127 |
| #4 | Perk | 54% | 111 |
| #5 | hackeare tu sistema | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perk | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | »「 labellll 」 | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | hackeare tu sistema | 4 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Nepretenda | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »「 labellll 」 | 559 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | roomy | 326 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Perk | 299 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Nepretenda | 216 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | hackeare tu sistema | 23 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naru | +2.80 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | roomy | +1.85 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | »「 labellll 」 | +1.84 | 59 | 68 |
| #4 | hackeare tu sistema | -0.67 | 63 | 18 |
| #5 | Nepretenda | -2.03 | 37 | 45 |





